At the start of class, our instructor gave each couple a pregnancy crossword puzzle to test how well we had been listening our previous sessions. After a few minutes we went over the answers as a class. The gentleman sitting next to me was very anxious to show the class how much he had learned.
Teacher: An incision sometimes made in the perineum-
Guy next to me: EPISIOTOMY!
Teacher: Good. The opening or "neck" of the uter-
Guy: CERVIX!!
Guy's wife (quietly): Shhh. Okay, you've answered some questions.
Teacher: Blood tinged dischar-
Guy: MUCOUS PLUG!!!!
Guy's wife (not so quietly): Alright, you need to chill. Seriously.
Mucous Plug! That's a hard one. Boy, this guy was good. He should be on Pregnancy Jeopardy, he'd be the next Ken Jennings.
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