We played our first show the other night. If you weren't there, here's some of the things you missed out on:
- Us being the opening act for a band called Nokturnal Emission
- Arriving to a parking lot full of teenage mohawks and bondage pants
- Bondage pants being lowered in order to more easily urinate in the parking lot
- The drunk kid who is missing a front tooth and holding a harmonica asking me if I'll give him a dollar so he can buy another beer (the one he's holding is almost gone, and it's not even his - he's just holding it for somebody, he explains)
- Me telling drunk kid that I'd give him a dollar if he could play the best harmonica song in the world (song unspecified)
- Drunk kid playing a song on the harmonica
- Me telling him that it was not only not the best song in the world, but my least favorite song in the world, and that I was completely offended that he had played it
- Drunk kid looking very confused, and then asking me if I could please just give him a dollar
- Us going on stage, allowed to play a 30 minute set
- Us playing for 15 minutes and then promptly departing after our performance
- 50 people at the show: 10 inside, 40 outside getting busted by the cops for underage drinking
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