Wednesday, August 17, 2016

Sunday, August 14, 2016

Two Days in San Francisco (plus two more)


Traci and I don't take a lot of kid-free vacations. If my math is right, we've only spent one night away from the kids since was Tate was born five years ago. So when I had the chance to go to San Francisco for a work conference, Traci and I decided to go a couple of days early and make it into a mini vacation. 

We covered a lot of ground in the 30 hours we had together. 


When you're in San Francisco, you have to take a ride on the trolley, right? Unfortunately, on a Sunday afternoon at the height of tourist season, that means standing in line for an hour-and-a-half. After about 45 minutes, we decided that we didn't want to spend our whole trip waiting. 

We were about to throw our $14 tickets away when the conductor said, "We can fit two more on this one." Traci and I jumped over the rope, past the 100 people in front of us and declared, "There are two of us!" We were then shoved inside the middle of the car, where we could see nothing but the bodies pressed next to us. We'll take the tram next time. 


But the trolley was good enough to take us to Ghirardelli Square, famous for its chocolate ice cream. We took one look at the ice cream line — which was nearly as long as the line for the trolley — and decided to move on. We settled for the Ben and Jerry's shop down the road. No complaints. 


Our original plan was to take the trolley back to the hotel, but we figured we would could walk all way to the hotel in less time than it would take to actually make it to the front of the trolley line. 


We had a lovely stroll through Little Italy, Chinatown, and what I like to call the Convenience District. Who knows when you're going to need a sandwich, some wine, and a notary public all at the same time? San Francisco, you've got it all! 

[Traci on the bridge pic]

By the time we made it back, our feet were pretty tired but our spirits were still high. 


We went to Uncle Vito's Pizzeria for dinner, which resulted in more waiting. I tried to pass the time by eavesdropping on the conversation the Dutch hipsters were having two tables down from the waiting area, but I couldn't really hear what they were saying. 

For the first few years after my mission, I was pretty bold. If I heard someone speaking Dutch, I'd march right up to them and join in the conversation (uninvited). These days, I'm not so confident about my Nederlands. I'll usually still chat with Dutch people, but in English. 

After what seemed like forever, we were finally seated in a three-table section upstairs — right next to another group of Dutch people. 'Tjonge jongen! Maybe it was the hunger talking, but I was brave enough to speak to them in Dutch. It was a little clunky, but I felt like I held my own. I was proud of myself. 

Day Two

The Sutherlands have never been widely known for their adventurous spirit or love until the outdoors. Until now. 

Traci and I decided to rent a bike and ride the eight miles from Fisherman's Wharf, across the Golden Gate Bridge, to Sausalito. 

Outside of the rental shop, we were still a little uncertain. 

"Are you sure want to do this?"

"Um, yeah. I mean. Yeah."

We figured a tandem bike would be the best option. 


The first 20 minutes of the 90-minute trip were a gentle ride along the bay. Despite the chilly wind, it was refreshing and quite lovely. 

Next came the steep, windy, winding trip from the bay up to the bridge. It was hot and sweaty and yell-y. 

Traci: Why do you keep shifting? 
Me: It's not me, the gear won't catch. 

Me: We're never going to make it. 
Traci: We're almost there.
Me: I'm pretty sure I'm having a heart attack. 

Traci: I'm kicking into spinning class gear!

And zoom! Up we went. 


Once we made it to the actual bridge, the ride was much easier — though it was hard to not run into/over the throngs of bridge walkers or get distracted by the suicide hotline signs posted every few hundred yards. After about an hour, we had made it to the other side of the bridge and were able to enjoy the descent into Sausalito, which was absolutely gorgeous. 


Our legs were tired and our butts were sore. But we made it! 


We rewarded ourselves with a delicious lunch and some window shopping in Sausalito and then took the ferry back to Fisherman's wharf. 

(The views of the bridge from the boat were pretty fantastic. But they didn't beat the satisfaction of actually riding the bike across the thing. Maybe this is why people, you know, do athletic stuff.)  

Back on dry land, we needed to get from Fisherman's Wharf to the hotel to get ready for Traci's flight home. We decided to walk again — taking almost the same route as the day before. We had no idea that by choosing one street over we would forgo the relative flatness of the prior day for an enormous, hilly climb. 

By the time we made it back to the hotel, we could barely move. 


Throughout the day, we'd been following the airline news. A power outage in Atlanta resulted in all of Delta's computer systems going down, which then led to the cancellation of hundreds of flights and delays for the rest. 

We were hoping that that everything would work itself out before Traci had to leave, though that seemed unlikely. (I didn't want to make Traci's parents tend our kids for another night, but I was secretly hoping that her flight would be cancelled and we'd have one more night together.)


My wish almost came true. Right as Traci was about to step into the airport shuttle bus, the Delta app dinged and said the flight was delayed two hours. That gave us just enough time to eat dinner in Union Square. Thanks for the bonus time, Delta! 

Day 3

Traci's departure meant that I actually had to start working. I ironed my pants, tucked in my shirt, put on my backpack, and marched off the social media conference like a big boy. 


At the end of the first day of the conference, there was a networking event with hors d'oeuvres and drinks. I skipped it so I could watch baseball. 

Despite being directionally challenged, I was confident that I could find my way to the Oakland Coliseum for the A's game. 


I made it to Oakland without any problems. Sure, it took me three tries to figure out how to print my ticket and I had to ask for help to find the right train, but I was feeling pretty good about my navigation skills. 

Twenty minutes later, I stepped out of the train, bought a ticket from a scalper and headed for the first stadium entrance I could find. 

When I walked in, I realized I hadn't gone in the main entrance. Instead, I was in the concourse behind the suites. And apparently, my scalped ticket gave me access to the Jewish Appreciation Night dinner. The next thing I knew, I was eating a free hummus wrap with some very friendly Jewish folks and listening to a klezmer band.  

(I also stood in line to get a free A's blanket, complete with a Hebrew logo, but my scalped ticket did not include the blanket voucher. Bummer.) 


Pleased with the hospitality and the company, but not satisfied by the hummus, I bought a bratwurst and headed to my seat. Luckily, I had eaten all of it before I realized that I was sitting in the Jewish Appreciation Night section. #ReligiousSensitivityFail

Currently in last place in the division, the A's are not much of fan draw these days. The Jewish section, however, was nearly full. Not only did that mean that I got to sit by a lot of very nice people (the Israeli girl with a piercing on the skin above her teeth shared her peanuts with me) but I made it on the Jumbotron as well. 


The trip back to San Francisco wasn't quite as smooth. Knowing my tendency to get lost, before I left the hotel, I specifically asked the concierge how to get back from the game. 

"Oh, it's easy," she assured me. "All the trains head back to San Francisco." 

False.

I found the station. Sweet. I found my the platform. Yes. Trusting the concierge, I took the first train I saw. I was so proud of my navigation skills, I didn't even bother wondering if I was going the right direction for a few stops. That's when I decided to take a quick look at the map. Nope. Not going the right way. Going the entirely wrong way. 

Knowing I was in trouble, I asked a very nice couple for help. They told me I could just take the next stop and head the other direction. (Rightfully) not trusting myself, I instead rode a few stops further and transferred when they did to make sure I got to the right place. 

BART, you may have won this time. But I'll be back. 

Day 4

After the second day of the conference, I decided to stick a little closer to the hotel. I had a lovely stroll through Chinatown.  


I couldn't resist buying some knockoff Golden State Warriors t-shirts (for the boys) and a solar-powered waving-kitty (for myself).  Then I forced myself to leave because I kind of wanted to buy everything. 


Then, just like that, the trip was over. 

Though it was short, it was great to spend some alone time with Traci. 

It was nice to step away from the office and get a bit of creative fresh air. 

And it was great to wander around the city and find some inspiration. 

I guess I need to get out more. 



Thursday, August 04, 2016

July or Die



My self-imposed deadline for finishing all the words for my book was July 31. Didn't quite make it. But I FINISHED it tonight. Now on to storyboards...#worstmissionaryever

Saturday, July 30, 2016

Tuesday, July 26, 2016

I Look Just Like Buddy Holly



Daddy-daughter date to Weezer. Paige's first rock show.

Saturday, July 23, 2016

The Sutherlands SLEEP in Nature


We're not exactly an outdoorsy family.  ("Not exactly" means not at all.) But Traci decided that we should go to the ward campout. 

Which required us to go camping. 

Despite being an Eagle Scout (thanks, Mom), I have only slept in a tent one time in the last 20 years. Traci has slept in a tent ZERO times in the last 20 years. But she figured when needed to go since Curtis said, "What do you even do when you go camping?"

Luckily, our friends the Bawdens took care of us--tent, sleeping bags, and even an air mattress. 

Watch out nature, here comes the Sutherlands!

We set up the tent, inflated the air mattress, and unrolled the sleeping bags. And then the kids were like, "What now?"


With a little prodding, the kids started playing with the other kids, chucking rocks and turning sticks into swords and going on big adventures. Nature stuff. 

There was also dinner and cobbler and s'mores and all sorts of other deliciousness. 

Nature, maybe you're not so bad after all. 


But the sleeping wasn't so great. Tate likes to steamroll from one side of the tent to the other and Curtis thought the best time to go to the bathroom was at 2:30 a.m. 

Camping, you're a mixed bag. But the kids seem to like you. 

Maybe we could do it more than once than every 20 years. Maybe even once a year. But no promises. 

Tuesday, July 19, 2016

The Kids' Favorite Float



Traci took the kids to the South Towne Expo center to get a sneak peek at Days of '47 parade floats. This was their favorite.

Monday, July 04, 2016

Fine. You Can Pay for Your Own Swimming Lessons.


At least we won't have to worry about Curtis giving into peer pressure.

When the boy doesn't want to do something—which is almost always—he just won't do it.

Traci signed the kids up for swimming lessons again this summer. Though swimming is one of the few things that Curtis actually likes to do, he flat out refused.

When some kids refuse, you can just say, "Well, you're doing it anyway." That doesn't work with Curtis. You can try rewards, punishments, or whatever you want but he still won't budge.

After exhausting all avenues, Traci said, "Fine. Then you're going to have to pay me the 33 nonrefundable dollars that I paid for your lessons."

Uh-oh.

If there's one thing Curtis cares about, it's money. In lieu of Christmas and birthday presents, this year he just asked for cash. Throw in the money he got at his baptism, and he's basically loaded now.

He looked Traci in the eye, turned around, marched into his room, cracked open his wallet, and handed her exactly $33.

"Fine. There you go," he said defiantly.

Traci took the kids to swimming lessons. Paige and Tate got in the pool. Curtis stood his ground. He and Traci sat on the bleachers and watched.

Sunday, June 26, 2016

A Day at Cub Country




I was pretty lucky to get to spend at Cub Country with Curtis. Though it's been almost 30 years since I was last there, it was just like I remember it.

First stop: The Trading Post. Thanks to the $10 Grandpa gave him, he was able to score a sweet rubber band shooter and a bear tooth necklace.


Then on to the obstacle course. Curtis was on his way to the record-setting time when the tires got the best of him. He was the first kid in the troop to scrape a knee; by the time we left, just about every boy was covered in band aids. 


The boys listened intently as the squeaky-voiced teen showed them how to shoot the BB guns. (I was mesmerized by his super-sweet teenage mustache.)


Finally, the moment came that he Curtis had been waiting for. He became a marksman. 



All that shooting makes boys hungry.


Curt was kind enough to pause for a photo with his biggest fan. 


And then it was back to business. 


Like roping fake calves. 


And learning how to fold the flag.

God bless Cub Country. 

Saturday, June 11, 2016

Tuesday, June 07, 2016

Belated Birthday



Curtis, we're happy you had a great party at the trampoline place. Sorry it was six weeks after you're birthday. Your parents struggle sometimes.

Friday, June 03, 2016

My Dream House

If I were a rich man, I would have the following things:

--A lifetime supply of beef jerky
--A personal masseuse 
--A batting cage

I'm a simple man.

There's a house in my neighborhood with at least one of those things. And I'm more than a little jealous. 

Poking out behind their back fence is a full-size batting cage. And upon further snooping, er, inspection, I found there was so much more. 

The house is on a corner and basically sits on two lots. They've converted the second lot into a baseball field, complete with pitching mound, infield, and batting cage. 


All of the kids on Tate's baseball team live in our neighborhood. So what better place for them to practice than the backyard ballpark?

If only the owner were to invite the team over...

Sometimes you need to take matters into your own hands. One day Tate's coach just knocked on the stranger's door and said, "Can my coach-pitch team practice in your backyard?" And then he softly gestured to his adorable five-year-old, clad in his little baseball uniform and donning his big brown eyes. 

How could he say no?

So now the Owlz have their own private training facility, just like the big leaguers. 


They just have to clean up the dog poo before they start.

Sunday, May 29, 2016

From the Golden Spike to the Spiral Jetty

Memorial Day seemed as good a reason as any to head north...and then west. 

The goal was to get our Utah history on at the Golden Spike National Historic Site, but with the way things were going in the car ride there—with the constant fighting and Tate eating just about every treat in the car by 9:30 a.m., and then asking, "When's lunch?"—I wasn't sure we were going to make it. 

 

I know my parents took us to Golden Spike when we were kids, but I only have a vague recollection of an old train and some oldy-timey people.

Turns out, there wasn't much more to remember. 

Wednesday, May 25, 2016

Rounding Third



Three little Sutherlands rounding third and heading home. I love baseball season.