Alkaline Trio

After having a discussion with my homeboy, Rhett, about the decline of rock music I decided to make a list of Alkaline Trio from best to worst. Here we go:

1. Go****nit!
2. From Here to Infirmary
3. Self-titled (the singles collection)
4. Good Mourning
5. Maybe I'll Catch Fire

Eminem - Encore

Eminem
Encore

All of the usual characters are back for Eminem’s latest full-length Encore– Kim, Hailie, Em’s mom Debbie, the dad he never knew and of course Dr. Dre.  New characters include his current or recent beefs – Benzino, Ja Rule and George Bush – and his guest appearances from his cash cow, 50 Cent.  

Eminem also brings back his apparently endless struggle between goofy Slim Shady and the overdramatic Marshal Mathers.  On Em’s last record The Eminem Show, he said, “People don’t want Marshal no more, they want Shady, I’m chopped liver.”  The success of 8 Mile and his grammy-winning “Just Lose Yourself” changed that.  Suddenly, Eminem wasn’t the foolish, sexist, homophobe that everyone loved to hate.  He was the media darling who was making serious music that everyone couldn’t help but love. 

He tries to change that on this record.  The ridiculous first single “Just Lose It” pokes fun at the easiest of all targets – Michael Jackson and Pee Wee Herman.   Eminem also goes to great lengths to prove he still is a homophobe.  The great disappointment of this album isn’t that Eminem refuses to grow up, it’s that the Slim Shady character’s immaturity bleeds over into possibly-really-good Marshal tracks such as “My First Single” and “Puke.” 

Eminem is at his best when he finds middle ground between the two characters.  Far and away the best track of the album “Encore,” combines catchy beats with a serious rap style.  It also proves that Dr. Dre still drops hits and that while featuring 50 Cent in a song gets airplay, it doesn’t really make the song much better. 

Only a few album tracks made it on to my iPod:

Evil Deeds, Yellowbrick Road, Like Toy Soldiers, One Shot Two Shot, Mockingbird, Encore. 

Running Frightened Away from the Village

In a rare act of spontaneity, Traci and I decided to take in a 10 o’clock dollar movie last night. I wanted to go see “The Bourne Supremacy” again, but Traci opted for something new. By process of elimination we ended up at “The Village.”

I’ll start by saying this: worst movie ever! For all of you out there that think M. Night Shyamalan is the greatest, I feel compelled to tell you that you are an idiot. The thought-provoking last five minutes of this movie does not make up for the preceding 115 mind-numbingly boring minutes, filled with slow-moving characters with misplaced accents.

On the upside, Traci and I were the only two people in the theater so it was like we were having our own private viewing. We only spent $3 for two tickets so it’s all good. After watching Judy Greer play Kitty, we went home to watch our Arrested Development DVD where she also plays a character named Kitty—only this character is actually good. Arrested Development, what an insanely funny show.

Old Lady Trapped in Bathroom! Anger Ensues!

One thing about working at a customer service job is that you are often exposed to very interesting experiences. Here's the latest from the credit union:

An old couple (I'm thinking in their 80s) came in a couple of days ago to use their safe deposit box. Before they left the credit union, the wife decided to use the restroom. All I can say is that it's a good thing her husband was with her.

Trying to leave the bathroom, she turned the doorknob. It wouldn't unlock, it just kept spinning. I guess after a few minutes her husband came to check on her. He tried unsuccessfully to help her get the door open before asking for our help. If he wasn't with her I don't know how long she would have been in there before somebody noticed or heard her.

The bank manager and the head teller were now over there trying to get the door open. Nothing. The next thing I hear is, "We've called the fire department and they'll be here is just a few minutes. Hang in there."

The fire department did in fact show up. I bet they love it when they get calls like "We've got a lady stuck in the bathroom here." Since the hinges of the door are on the inside they had no choice but to tear off the frame around the door to get the door off. The lady had been in there for about an hour before she was set free. The first thing she said after liberation was, "I'm never coming back here again!" Who could blame her?

"I think I could get in less trouble where I'm from"

It wasn't until last night that I realized that my life was missing something--bad teenage drama. Fortunately, The O.C. is back and just as over-the-top and unrealistic as ever. Loved it!

I was happy that Luke was back, though I fear it was a one episode deal. I was even more happy that Marissa is apparently even more crazy than last season.

Let me just say this--I know the acting is bad and that the plots are dumb, but hey, it's still fun to watch. In my opinion, a good show is one that forces you to yell at the TV, and The O.C. causes me to do a lot of that. Example dialogue between me and the TV, "Julie Cooper, duh! Of course Marissa doesn't want to talk to you! You slept with her boyfriend, remember?"

It sure was convenient that Ryan got let off the hook with Theresa's baby just by getting one visit from Sandy Kohen. What's up with that? I still think it's Eddie's baby, anyway.

The O.C. and The Apprentice on Thursday nights--is there any reason to leave the house?

Guess who's back, back again...

I feel like I have been out of the blogging game for ages. We have safely returned home from a wonderful trip to London and are now relunctly getting back into the swing of regular life. What a drag.

I am now a first-time presidential voter. I got a little bit nervous yesterday. Though casting a vote for president in Utah is a bit futile either way, it was an exciting experience. I can tell that I am getting old and boring because I spent a major of the evening watching the polls--talk about an uninteresting form of entertainment. Fortunately, the O.C. premiere is on tomorrow night and my faith in television will be renewed.

The vacation is over, the elections are over, winter has come to Utah and the holidays are right around the corner. I guess the only thing to look forward to besides the O.C. is Strung Out coming to town. I am feeling ripped off because Bad Religion is playing Denver and Las Vegas next week and conveniently skipping over Salt Lake. Not cool.

Stung Out - Exile in Oblivion

Strung Out
Exile in Oblivion

First of all, Strung Out is the real deal. With their latest release, Exile in Oblivion, the So Cal veterans show the kids what punk music is all about. It's fast, hard, violent, political, angry.

Exile demonstrates that Strung Out are great at channeling their split personality, delivering melodic pop songs like "Swan Dive" one minute and then pulverizing listeners with hardcore rants like "Katatonia" the next.

While many early-90s punk units have disbanded (Face to Face) or have simply succumb to putting out sub-par records (Pennywise), Strung Out have taken a different approach. They don't tour endlessly and they taken a bit more time between releases. The result is songs that sound-if not exactly new-relevant, passionate and powerful.

Exile is strong from beginning to end, with less poppy tracks than the usual Strung Out record. However, "Anna Lee" and "The Misanthropic Effect" do fall into the sing-along category. "Analog" and "Blueprint of the Fall" give Strung Out fans everything they need.

Thank you, Strung Out, for again putting an album out that we can't listen to while our mother is in the car.

THE SKINNY: Hooray for Punk Rock Violence

Styrofoam - Nothing's Lost

Styrofoam 

nothing's lost 

Apparently Death Cab for Cutie's Ben Gibbard can't get enough of working with electronic artists. 

After doing The Postal Service he co-wrote three songs for Styrofoam's (Belgian DJ Arne van Petegem) fourth album nothing's lost. 

Because The Postal Service was so good I decided I better check out Styrofoam. I am very happy that I did. 

Nothing's Lost is 42 minutes of dreaming and floating. The real strength of the album is the seamlessness of the arrangements. Though there are different vocalists on almost each track, they are all similar enough that you don't even notice. More importantly, none of them try to steal the show. 

The vocals blend in so well that they became just another instrument in the mosaic of sound. About half way through the record, Van Petegem reaches soaring altitude and never comes back down. He dips from the disco-love of Andrew Kenny's vocals on "Front to Back," down to the hypnotic "Safe + Broken" and back up again to the poppy "Anything." 

This album is perfect for those times when you just want to check out of reality for a little while.

Fashion, Fashion, Fashion!

Greetings from Amsterdam! Traci and I, trying to fit in with the local culture, have both purchased knee-high boots and we are tucking our jeans into them. That definitely is the style here in the Netherlands. Watch out, it will soon be taking America by storm. We have not been run over by any trams or buses (yet), but did have to take an alternate route to Picadilly Circus in London because someone was under the train. Ouch!

Jimmy Eat World -- Futures

Jimmy Eat World
Futures

It's been three long years since Jimmy Eat World hit the mainstream crowd with Bleed American. Though Futures is the band's fourth record, the popularity of Bleed American forced the band to face the challenge of overcoming the sophmore album slump. The band took their time on this record and it was worth the wait.

Futures is nothing new for Jimmy Eat World. The album does what their previous releases have already done--make you feel like you're floating somewhere, enjoying the wonders and heartaches of the teenage love that you may or may not have ever even had.

The album begins with the title track, a weak attempt at being political: "I hope for better in November," and "My darling, now's the time to disagree."

From that point forward, however, the album does not miss a beat--delivering the perfectly sweet harmonies and sing-along choruses. Mixed with the heartstring-tuggers is a rocker "Nothing Wrong" and a joyous "Jen." Without even listening, you find yourself singing along and getting lost in the music.

The tracks on this album are a bit longer, a la Clarity, but still sound just as tight as any track on Bleed American. It's a solid record from start to finish.

THE SKINNY: Good to the very last drop.

London Adventures

Day One

Oct. 18, 2004
9:45 a.m.

A lot of the stress of a trip comes from the planning. We're sitting in the plane now, waiting for takeoff, so I guess we're past the initial planning phase.

Ironically enough, right as we walked through the metal detector I realized that though I had remembered to make an 8 1/2 hour playlist for my iPod, I had forgotten to bring my headphones. Luckily I was able to get some really crappy headphones at a magazine shop in the airport for $10.

We saw the usual sight at Salt Lake International Airport: the departing LDS missionaries. They must have filled every spare inch of their suits with quarters because I think each of them were on the pay phones for an hour and a half. Time for all of those teary goodbyes to mommies and softly-spoken, sappy goodbye promises to girlfriends.

Once we finally get in the air, it will be about four and a half hours to Newark, New Jersey. My nervousness level right now is moderately low. I think I'll feel better once we're on the flight to London.

Oct. 18, 2004
11:00 a.m.

We are finally in the air. The flight was delayed an hour "because there's a light that's not working." No hard feelings, though, because they just said that Dodgeball is the in-flight movie. Traci is refusing to watch it again.

Oct. 18, 2004
1 p.m.

Dodgeball just ended. It was funnier than I emembered. This was an edited version which was actually better because it cut out a lot of the dirty humor that wasn't really very funny at all.

I'm not really sure if this flight is going to Newark or Branson, Missouri judging by the large number of old people on this plane.

So far, Continental Airlines is pretty nice. They gave us a full lunch and unlike crappy Northwest, they gave us a whole can of apple juice. Lunch was an apple, a bag of potato chips, and a warm teriyaki chicken sandwich. Because it was an airline meal the chicken tasted a bit more like slimy, mystery meat than chicken but I think that is to be expected.

Oct. 18, 2004
11:45 p.m. (Utah time)

We have finally arrived in London. The flight went well, though neither of us really slept at all. Continental Airlines proved to be quite nice. There were TVs on the back of each head rest and you could choose what you wanted to watch. I watched Friends, CSI Miami, CSI, half of Spiderman 2 and 3/4ths of the pre-teen movie Sleepover.

The only drawback was the old man sitting in front of us who had the worst gas in the world. Every 15-20 minutes it was like someone set off a stink bomb. Horrible! By the end of the flight I was this close to kicking the geezer in the back off of the head and saying, "Cut it out, gas man!"

Day Two

Oct. 19, 2004

12:15 a.m. (Utah time)

7:15 a.m. (London time)

We made it to London just in time for morning rush hour. We took the Gatwick Express to the Victoria Station, both of us trying to hold our eyes open. The first thing we saw on the TV when we got to Victoria was a Robbie Williams video. We were truly in London.

It was difficult not to get swept away in the enormous wave of people. We were pulling our suitcases, trying to find our way and becoming a major roadblock for many hurried Tube users.

It was difficult to try to find where we were going with our brains going in slow motion, but we eventually made it to the Boulevard Hotel in Paddington.

Oct. 19, 2004

2 a.m. (Utah time)

7 a.m. (London time)

I can't say we weren't adequately warned about our hotel. All of the reviews about the Boulevard said the rooms were incredibly small. I still wasn't ready. Here's my description:

There's a bed and that's about it. There is not enough room to lay a suitcase on its back, we have to stand them up to make them fit and we have to put them on the bed to open them up. The bathroom is literally the size of an airplane bathroom.

The whole room is kind of like an airplane--one of us has to get out of the way for the other to be able to move to a different spot in the room. Just getting stuff out of the luggage requires a lot of planning and coordination.

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this is the big room

Oct. 19, 2004

5 a.m. (Utah time)

1 p.m. (London time)

After a two hour nap we attempted to conquer London. Survive may be a better word. My head was so hazy I could barely walk straight.

We made it to the Underground and headed to Picadilly Circus. We couldn't stop there, though, the station was closed because "there was a person caught under the train." I guess that's why they say "Mind the Gap."

We walked through Trafalgar Square and Picadilly Circus. Because we were in London we ate at Pizza Hut. :) We attempted to go to the National Gallery, but we were so tired that we only made it through three rooms. Tomorrow is the big bus tour.

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The National Gallery at Trafalgar Square

 

Oct. 20, 2004

8:20 a.m.

While waiting at the Victoria Coach Station for our bus tour of the city I had my first chance to use the pay toilet. It cost 20 pence. I am so happy that I got to pay (there was no choice, you had to put money into a machine to get the turnstile to open) to pee into a trough. Instead of individual urinals there was just a wall that had a drain. What an experience.

Day Three

Oct. 21, 2004

11:20 a.m.

Sitting in Heathrow Airport in London. We have successfully navigated our way through the first London phase of our trip. We're no Colin & Christy from the Amazing Race or anything, but I feel good that so far we have been able to find everywhere we're going and we haven't got lost on (or trapped beneath) the Tube.

We are waiting for our flight to Amsterdam, obviously the part of the trip I have been most looking forward to.

I'm finding it strange to be in a foreign country and still be able to understand what people are saying (well, most of it anyway). It certainly makes things a lot easier. I am a bit nervous about going somewhere where we don't speak the language. I don't know how we would find our way around France or something.

Oct. 21, 2004

11:30 a.m.

Here's a rundown of yesterday's adventurous tour of the city:

Our tour was guided by a very British man named Rodney. Rodney reminded me of Fashion Dave. He was nicely groomed and wore a jacket and tie. His personality was nicely starched as well.

Our first stop was Westminster Abbey. Traci was excited out of her mind. She has actually read a lot about the lives of the British kings and their mistresses so it was like the historical version of People Magazine for her. Another little British man gave us the tour around the abbey. The highlight of his tour was him telling us the historical background on why British people use two fingers to flip people off.

Westminster Abbey is called "House of Kings, House of God." It was very easy to see the House of Kings part, but I only saw one reference to the House of God. Amongst the zillions of memorials to nobility there was one crucifix on the wall. What would you expect from a church where a new religion was created just so the king could get a divorce?

We had to rush from the Abbey to make it back to the bus on time. I was a little bummed that I didn't have the chance to take any pictures there.

Our next stop was Buckingham Palace for the changing of the guard. This time of the year the ceremony is only performed every other day, and never if it's raining. It was the right day, but it was raining. Fortunately, the rain let up just in time and we were able to see it.

There wasn't much to see, really. A band marches down the street playing the Darth Vader theme (no, not really) in front of about 20 soldiers. They march over to where the on-duty soldiers are already standing and then they switch. That's it.

We got back on the bus with B-dar, our friendly Indian bus driver and headed to a "traditional English pub," as the brochure says.

Here is Traci's favorite part of the day: A little background--We were sitting on the bus in front of four annoying American ladies. They were all in their 40s, dressed hip, probably on a "girls' trip" to get away from their soccer-momming. They were very loud and always talking about getting drunk. They had only signed up for the morning half of the tour and then once were on the tour bus, decided that they wanted to switch to the full-day tour.

We had just pulled up to the pub. B-dar had to maneuver through all sorts of crazy stuff to get us past some impromptu construction. He was amazing. Once he got past everything he stopped in a no parking spot and about half of the people on the bus were able to get out before cars behind us starting honking. The rest of us were all standing up when B-dar had to start driving again.

Head loud lady yells, "We're not all off of the bus!" Do you really think that B-dar, who is obviously amazing at driving a bus, would just forget that there are 20 people standing up behind him? Was he just going to drive away and take us home to his apartment? Oh annoying lady, how embarrassing for all of us.

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During lunch we were forced to interact with the old people on the tour. We sat at a table with a couple of Australian Philippinos, a Japanese lady and some Japanese-Mexicans. That's right, Japanese-Mexicans.

They were definitely Japanese-looking. (Could this get any less politically correct?) But when we asked them where they were from they said Mexico City. The Japanese lady spoke to them in Japanese, but they just responded with a blank stare. How did these people end up in Mexico? Why don't they speak Japanese? Were they in the Witness Relocation Program? Or did they just think it was really funny to tell everyone they were from Mexico? So many questions.

Oct. 21, 2004

12:30 p.m.

The flight to Amsterdam has been delayed 30 minutes. The way things work at this airport is a bit weird. The flight's gate number is not displayed until 30 minutes before the flight is scheduled to depart. But depending on which gate you're leaving from, it could take you 5, 10 or 20 minutes to walk there, but yet you're supposed to be at the terminal 30 minutes before the flight. Strange math.

We watched and watched for our gate number to appear. When something finally popped up, it said delayed 30 minutes. When it finally gave a gate number we saw that we were a 10 minute walk from where we needed to be. We got almost all the way to the gate before we and another 20 or so people were stopped to go through a random check. We had to do the whole stand in line so you can go though the metal detector bit again. Was this truly a random check or was I a victim of racial profiling? Dun-dun-dunnnn.]

After lunch we drove around the city to the Tower of London. The tower was very cool. It's always nice to hear stories of beheadings and necks gushing blood right after lunch. Traci loved the suits of armor with their metal weener protectors.

The Tower of London also contains the royal crown jewels. We saw two of the largest unflawed diamonds in the world. One of those was over 300 karats.

The tour ended with a boat trip up the River Thames. This was my favorite part of the tour. From the river you can see a lot of London. It was absolutely beautiful. Through both the bus and the boat tour we could see how London is just packed with monuments, churches and palaces. It's easy to see the effects of having such a vast (evil) empire.

A lot of Britain's history is difficult to understand as an American. Other than the revolutionary war, we can't look at our own history and say, "Oh that's when we subject to the king of France" or "that used to be here, but it was bombed to pieces" or "our language was out of fashion so everybody started speaking French and Italian."

Despite being with a bunch of old farts, our tour was quite entertaining. It was a good way to see a lot of stuff in one day without having to do a lot of planning. I would say it was worth the money (which for me is saying a lot considering it cost $200).

Day Four

Phase II-Amsterdam

Oct. 23, 2004

We are sitting in Schiphol Airport in Amsterdam, waiting to head back over to London. We were three hours early for our flight. My Netherlands planning wasn't quite as good as I had hoped, I am sorry to admit. Nevertheless, the trip to Holland was good. I am very happy that we were able to go. I'll give a bit of a recap:

The Hotel

We stayed in a bed and breakfast called Kooyk Hotel. We paid 65 euro (about $77) per night--a good deal. The only drawback was that it had a shared bathroom. We figured that wouldn't be a big deal for two nights.

The hotel had the typical damp, moldy smell that old Amsterdam canal houses always have, but the place was still relatively clean. Traci thought the hallway smelled like Raid bug spray, but there are worst things in this world.

Our room was at least four times larger than our room in London (and about $15 per night cheaper). It was nice to both be able to move around the room at the same time. Though we booked a double bed, the room had two twin beds. I was happy to see that my request had been granted to stay in one of the few rooms with a TV. I didn't want to miss out on one of my very rare chances to watch Dutch TV. The room had a sink, the toilet was down the hall and the shower was down the incredibly steep stairs.

The shower room was quite interesting. I think it was originally a bedroom that had a shower in it. Now it was a big empty room with bright, royal blue carpet and a big royal blue cover over the window. The room had no lock on the door. The large shower was in the back corner of the room and had a door that did have a lock. That made it a little weird because you couldn't put your clothes outside the shower unless you wanted to change in the unlocked room. The only other choice was to put your clothes on a plastic footstool and then push it to the back of the shower where it hopefully wouldn't get wet. I did really good at keeping everything really dry throughout my entire shower and then instantly dropped my underwear in the water after I had turned off the shower.

The breakfast was good--bread, butter, cheese, ham, salami and cereal. The first morning they served scrambled eggs and bacon and the second, hard-boiled eggs and muesli. We've only eaten at the hotel in London once. I think we're going to quickly get quite tired of the menu of cornflakes the next five days in London.

Oct. 21, 2004

Thursday evening was "Koopavond" in Amsterdam-the one evening in the week where the stores stay open until 9 p.m., instead of the usual 6 p.m. We ate dinner at a little pizzeria and then made our first of many visits to the H&M. I was happy to be able to see Amsterdam at night for my first time.

Oct. 22, 2004

You're So Anne Frank

We realized Thursday night that were probably going to be in Amsterdam longer than we really needed to be. We weren't going to any museums or anything, so basically all we would be doing was shopping. We considered taking a train down to Den Haag, but we would basically just be doing the same thing there-shopping-so why take an hour train ride? [Looking back, I wish we would have.]

We started Friday morning off with a trip to the Anne Frank house. Traci wanted to go and when I went with my mom and Jenny I hadn't yet read the book. The house was cool and they have added a bunch of stuff since my last time there.

It's so sad that the Franks were able to successfully hide for so long, just be ratted out right before the liberation.

We spent the afternoon shopping (my feet have never been as tired as they have on this trip) before taking a break to go back to the hotel and rest/watch entirely too many episodes of Punk'd.

Lovers Tour

The owner lady at the B&B recommended that we take the "Lovers" evening canal boat ride. It sounded like a good idea, so we started off our this romantic dinner by eating dinner at the KFC.

I didn't know what we were going to get on our canal ride. I thought they might just play soft music or something. When we arrived at the canal we found that we would be sharing the tour with five fat American guys with two women, a Dutch les-bot couple, a German father and son (or an older man, younger man couple) and a bunch of Italians. The only thing romantic about the tour was that it was at night. It was exactly the same as the day trips--just a recorded voice describing what you're seeing along the canals in four different languages. It was nice, though. It was cool to see the city at night, especially to see the bridges lit by little white lights, stuff I had only seen in postcards.

A perfect ending to the evening was watching "Baantjer," basically the Dutch version of Matlock, followed by a season one episode of the Apprentice with Dutch subtitles. I love TV.

Oct. 23, 2004

London, lock your doors! The Dutch are coming!

Traci and I have been sitting in the airport for more than four hours. The only thing that has made it worthwhile is the horrible things that we have just seen.

It's Saturday night and apparently the Dutch are descending upon the United Kingdom. Every time I am surrounded by Dutch people I remember (I don't know why I always forget so quickly) why I don't really like them all that much.

Here are some of the latest Dutch fashions: First of all, we stood in line between two girl with fashion mullets--full mullet with some bright red highlights.

Here's gentlemen fashion: The 40-year-old guy's bleached blonde hair that's supposed to make up for the fact that it's almost completed recede, throw in some hip earrings, a heavy scent of cologne and alcohol and it's a given that he's going to get some British booty tonight.

[Traci's commentary: Unless, of course, he is gay-which is entirely possible, but hard to tell. The difference between being European and gay is pretty much non-existent.]

We also go to sit across from some upscale older Dutch couples. What would my life be like if my dad, in his late 50s, wore those really little, round Euro glases and his hair was all styled and gelled? I think I will spend the rest of the flight thinking about it. Oh Don, you so crazy!

I almost forget the best part--I saw Bon Jovi! Well, at least the Dutch equivalent of Bon Jovi. There was a guy in front of us wearing a mauve (Traci wasthe one who used the word "mauve") blazer with some hip jeans ("hip jeans" in Holland means they have writing all over them, things like "Paris!" printed down the leg or something).

He had the Bon Jovi hair--the half-long, half-short deal. I was admiring the pretty layering job when I noticed something: his hair wasn't all the same length. While most of it ended just above the shoulders, there were about four strands underneath that went all the way down his back. They looked like little dreads. At first I thought it was the back of a headband (Bon Jovi would totally be wearing a headband), but it really was his hair. Traci swears she saw the mullet girls checking him out.

Day Five

Oct. 26, 2004

10:40 a.m.

Sitting on a train headed for Salisbury.

Oct. 23, 2004

By the time we got back to the hotel we were both pretty frustrated. Not only did the plane leave Amsterdam 1 1/2 hours late, we were also delayed another 1/2 hour when we tried to land in London. Once we landed we had to sit in a "queue" for another 15 minutes. After we had taxied to the end destination, we all had to exit the plane via the movie star stairs that go down to the runway and then get on a bus that drove us all around the airport.

Once we had proceeded through the passport check we were on the home stretch--a 45 minute subway ride back to our hotel in Paddington. Inside the subway we experienced a near fight between an African and a group of Turks as well as a bunch of drunk British hooligans singing and one saying "Piff Diddy, Piff Diddy,Puff Daddy."

Arriving at the hotel, we realized our extra cautiousness was wise. A few days before we left for our vacation Traci read a review about our hotel where some vacationers said that despite booking and receiving a confirmation online, when they arrived at the hotel they were told that the hotel didn't have record of their reservation. When we walked in the door we saw a German man arguing with the hotel guy. He had his confirmation letter in his hand, but they told him they had no record of his reservation. He was understandably very upset and obviously very tired, but there was no room in the inn. What a nightmare.

Oct. 24, 2004

We went to church on Sunday morning. We were a bit lost when we got out of the tube, but figured if we just followed the young man and in the suit and the girl in the dress we would find our way there. Not only were they going to the church, but they were the speakers in sacrament meeting.

We joked that we would see Sister Graves, the senior missionary from our Murray ward who is serving in London. Sure enough, we did.

Though I was reluctant to make the effort to go to church while were there, I am glad that Traci was persistent. It was nice to feel that no matter where you are, the Church is there and it's always the same.

The Wax Museum

We left after sacrament meeting and heeded on our big trip to Madame Tussaud's wax museum. Traci was also very insistant about this. I was less willing to go since I'd been to a a wax museum before.

Between church and the wax museum we went to a restaurant called Garfunkel's where I enjoyed a very good BBQ burger and a Fanta in an American-sized glass.

We had purchased fast passes to Madame Tussaud's online so we didn't have to wait in line at all outside. However, once we got inside it was like we were standing in line anyway, because the place was so incredibly packed.

The museum was a bit deceiving. They give you a map that doesn't really have any info and then off you go. The wax figures are scattered randomly throughout the room and with so many people clogging up the place it's hard to even what you're supposed to be seeing.

We went through the "diva room," i.e. Britney Spears, Beyonce, Madonna quite quickly. I did get my picture taken with an incredibly life-like Kylie Minogue, which was the highlight of my visit.

We didn't give much time to the Superman, Indiana Jones, Marilyn Monroe room, but we did wander around the world leaders room for a while. It was interesting to see that the brochure for the museum showed a display with George W. Bush and Tony Blair on either side of a pulpit where you could pose for a picture. I'm not exactly sure sure what it means that in the actual museum the Bush figure has been replaced by Saddam Hussein.

We left this room thinking there would be more around the corner. Nope, that was pretty much it for the wax figures. We were led down the stairs to a small spook alley and then a small wax ode to serial killers. Gruesome.

After the scary stuff we took a ride on a the "London Express" (or some name like that), a fun little tour through British history. From there we were usherd into the planetarium where we watched a totally lame 10 minute show about the planets before being forced to go through the gift shop in order to the leave the building.

Considering we had spent about $70 on the tickets, we left feeling a bit short changed. I had no idea that in that huge museum there would only be three rooms of wax. If I would've known that I probably would've taken my picture with every bloody figure in the place!

After we left, before I said or did anything, Traci looked at me and said, "I'm sorry. Deb [Traci's friend Katie's mom] said we had to go there." Hmm. Deb is a 50-year-old who still needs to go to Disneyland every year. It wasn't that bad, it just wasn't worth $70.

After Madame Tussaud's we debated whether or not to go o the Jack the Ripper Tour. I thought it would be cool, but I just didn't really think it would be $72 cool, especially right after the wax museum. I was a lot happier with what we ended up doing, anyway.

We decided to go see some of the sights we had rushed through during our bus tour. We took the Tube to Westminster and went to Big Ben and the Parliament building. The weather was great--around 55 degrees. We took a walk through the park right behind Parliament and got to sit and relax on a bench along the Thames.

Traci was happy because we saw a guy there with an H&M bag. We asked him where it had come from. He asked us where we had come from. He said that he was from Washington and studying in England. This seemed a bit fishy since he was dressed very Euro and even spoke with a British accent. That's pretty acclimatized for only being in a country for a few months. Oh well, at least we got the lowdown on the H&M.

We walked around Westminster Abbey--right past some teens making out on one of the benches. I guess if your're a "young a-dult" in the UK, Westminster Abbey is as good a place as any to make out.

Westminster Abbey

From there we walked down to Trafalgar Square to spend some more time with Lord Horatio Nelson, the man who saved the world from Napoleon. The square was filling with people just chillin' and it was cool to sit and watch afternoon become evening. I was surprised by the enormous number of tourists in London, no matter where we were. I thought October would be off-season. We sat back and watched all the fashion.

The highlight of Trafalgar Square--and possibly of the entire trip--was the two black guys and one white girl in spandex struttin' their stuff, doing a little roller disco on their roller skates right in front of the National Gallery. "What have you done, Mike, turned my room into a roller disco?"

"Uncanny!"

Oct. 25, 2004

Monday was busy. We began our morning at Leicester Square, getting discount play tickets for "Woman in Black." From there we headed across the city to the Tate Modern Art museum. The place was huge! I was happy when the first room we entered was entirely devoted to Russian propaganda art. They even had the "Gossip leads to treason" poster. What more could I ask for?

There was some really cool stuff there--Andy Warhol, Picasso, Salvador Dali and a dresser completely full of stuff pulled out of the Thames. Of course with any modern art museum, you're also going to see a fair amount of crap, i.e. a poster painted entirely blue or five plain neon lights.

You can get to St. Paul's Cathedral by walking taking the Millenium walking bridge over the Thames. According to our unreliable boat tour guide, London spent a zillion dollars building the thing, opened it to the public and realized that it shook and swayed and they had to start all over again. We held on real tight as we walked across.

St. Paul's is impressive. Our country and our state's capitols were patterned after it, so it looks quite familiar. The entire ceiling is covered in patterns of gold. Traci was very excited to go there. Lord Nelson has a big old tomb in the crypt in the basement. England loves that guy.

By this point I thought my legs were going to fall off. I did more walking and climbed more stairs in this trip that I probably have in the past year combined. We figured we had earned a break so we headed back to the hotel for a little rest. The best thing about England is that the Simpsons is on for three straight hours every night. And what's even better is that they only show a half hour of Seinfeld, unlike this state. Unfortunately, there is an insane amount of Frasier on every day.

En route to the play we ate at the Burger King. This means we have hit all major American food chains while on our trip: Burger King, KFC, McDonalds, Pizza Hut and Subway. The irony is that I can't remember the last time I ate at any of these places in America, with the exception of the Burger King that's right next to the credit union.

The play was in London's West End at the Fortune Theater. The evening began on a good note--us sitting across from some teenage lesbians. It got even better when the mom lady behind us looked over at them and said to her husband, "I think I'm going to be sick!" To put this into perspective, she said the same thing when she saw a guy kiss his girlfriend. Apparently she's not a big fan of PDA.

"The Women in Black" was really good. It was a story about about a ghost woman who haunted a house and a town. It was pretty scary at times. At one point Traci was one of many who let out a big scream. I felt pretty classy, you know, going to the theater in London. I think that's something a classy person would do.

We had a funny experience on the way back to the hotel after the play. I was waiting for the elevator in the subway station. There was a 12-year-old boy standing next to me who kept staring at me. We got in the elevator and he was still staring. I thought that at any second he was going to ask me if I was Lance from N-Sync. Instead he said, "Were you at the wax museum yesterday?"

"Uh, yes."

"You got your picture in between Tony Blair and Saddam Hussein."

"Yep." Man, this kid had a good memory. I guess it's true that you never really know when people are watching you.

Oct. 26, 2004

Stonehenge

Tuesday was our first trip out of London itself. Destination: Stonehenge. I was a bit wary of going to Stonehenge. It was going to cost us over $100, and I wasn't sure if I really wanted to spend that much to see some rocks. I figured as long as we were already in England we might as well go. To get to Stonehenge requires a 1 1/2 hour train ride to the city of Salisbury. Once there, you take a 40 minute double decker bus ride to Stonehenge itself.

Stonehenge is kind of funny. It's right along the highway and surrounded by hundreds of acres of grasslands. You get out of the bus and it's like, "Oh, there it is." You pay admission and you get a little headphone tour where you walked around the rocks in a circle and stop eight different times and listen to teh audio commentary. For example, "Some think that Stonehenge was built by druids. Well, it wasn't."

The highlight of Stonehenge was trying to go to the restroom after. I was walking behind another man to the restroom. In front of the door there was a bucket on the ground. The guy walked around it and was about to follow when a lady screamed, "Can't you see that I am cleaning? I can't believe how incredibly rude that is! What's wrong with you?" We promptly turned around and walked back out. But since the bathroom was at the end of a long corridor and there was no closed sign--just the bucket--about five guys after us suffered the same wrath.

A few minutes later, the lady came out of the bathroom. As some other facilities workers walked by she hollered, "I have never seen so many rude people as I have today!" One of the girls chuckled at her comment. Wrong move. The lady then yelled at her, "What are you laughing about? Don't butt in!" I tried to stand on the other side of the parking lot as to not get yelled at again.

We spent the afternoon in Salisbury. Salisbury was beautiful and green. It's a small town with a big old cathedral. We attempted to eat lunch in a pub (I know, a cra-zy idea). We walked into a place and looked around. We weren't sure if we ordered at our table or at the bar. We didn't know if there was a menu, or what. I looked around, looked at Traci and said, "Should we go somewhere else?" She nodded. So we tried to be locals, but failed. We ended up eating at a place called Hog's Head. It was really good.

We went to the Salisbury Cathedral and saw one of the four remaining copies of the Magna Carta--England's constitution. Outside of the cathedral, a bunch of kids were hangin' out. I guess if you live in London you hang out at West Minster Abbey and in Salisbury you spend time at your local cathedral.

Day Six

Oct. 27, 2004

Our last real day in England. It's always a drag when a vacation comes to an end. In the morning we took the train to Hampton Court. Hampton Court is a big palace built by Charles Wolsey and then relinquished to Henry VIII, who really knew how to throw a party. The palace was beautiful and nobody was mean to me in the bathroom.

We again attempted to eat at a pub for lunch, but got intimidated and went to a sandwich shop where I had a really gross roast beef sandwich.

Oct. 27, 2004

Tandoori Schmandoori

On our last night in London we decided to eat dinner at the Indian restaurant right next door to our hotel. If there's one thing I should say about myself it's that I like to be in control of the situation. I think this little story will illustrate that:

Being the good little planner that I am, I looked at the menu in the window the night before. Since everything costs nearly double in London, we tried to be very thrifty with our food money, i.e. eating at McDonald's and Burger King. I thought it would be okay to spend a bit more on our last night. It looked like we could get a meal for about $20-25.

When we sat down in the little restaurant we saw that we were the only two in there. Our waiter was an Indian man. It's very difficult to understand Indians speaking in a British accent. He gave us some time to look over the menu so he could harass every person that paused in front of the restaurant--"We have great dinner! Come inside!"

It was when we ordered our meals that everything went all wrong. Traci ordered the chicken curry and I chose the chicken tikka.

"Do you want starter?"

"No,” I responded, “I think we're okay with just the entrees."

"No starter? You must have starter?"

"Nope, we're good."

"Okay, I'll get you vegetable side."

Once again I tried to order my entree. "I'll take the chicken tikka."

"With Rice?"

"Yeah, with rice?" (Don't you have to put curry on rice?)

"And bread?"

"Yes."

As we sat there the place filled up a bit, which made both of us feel a bit more relaxed and it got the waiter off our back. He showed up with our $5-a-piece Sprites and then our meals. The food was pretty good, but basically the same stuff you could get at Curry in a Hurry.

And then the check came. I looked at the check. $65!!! $65?!! I don't think Traci and I have ever had a $65 meal in the entire history of our relationship, let alone for a meal we could have got for $8 in Salt Lake. I checked over the bill--we were charged for not one, but two side orders that we didn't want, $10 for two Sprites, the bread and rice for each of us that I assumed was included in the entree price and then the entrees themselves.

I had done so well on our trip at not getting ripped off. I had avoided all situations where I didn't know beforehand how much something was going to cost. And then, even after checking the menu, I ended up spending $65 on some curry. Blast!

London Calling

Is the UK ready for the Sutherlands? I guess we'll both soon find out. I am not really looking forward to 11 hours in the air, but I am proud to say that I made a playlist for my iPod that is 8 1/2 hours long. It's gonna be pretty intense. I just hope that the battery will last that long. If the battery gives out, I am going to spend my time writing a children's book.

Diploma or No Diploma, That is the Question

Good Heavens, I can hardly believe it. I am finally officially graduated! I came home from work the other day and there was an envelope on my front porch. The envelope was a nice one, the kind with the "do not bend" sticker. I was sure that I was going to open it and find another letter that said, "Sorry, but once again you really didn't graduate."

If you are one of the few people that I have not complained to about my graduation woes, here's a short [only short in comparison to actual events, I have found this summary is still quite long. Feel free to stop reading now] recap:

I was planning on graduating from the University of Utah in May. I met with the counselors, I turned in all of the appropriate stuff and everyone told me that as long as I passed all of my classes spring semester that I should be good to go.

May 5th rolled around, everything was in order. I walked across the floor of the Huntsman Center in my little cap and gown and received the diploma holder that says on the inside, basically, "You'll get your diploma in 30-90 days unless you didn't pass one of your classes." I was happy. I got my picture taken in my little outfit. I smiled a lot and felt happy that I had completed four years of college.

In the following weeks I received two envelopes in the mail. The first contained the a $12 picture of me, proudly displaying my diploma case. The second was a letter from the U. telling me that I was one credit short of graduation.

Is that not the nightmare of every college student--thinking you've graduated and then finding out you're one credit short? That it's not really over? I was living the nightmare!

I wasn't really a credit short. Due to a computer error (that everyone could see), ne of the classes I had taken wasn't showing up on my transcript. Here's some of the stuff I had to go through to get one credit straightened out in a mere 5- ½ months:

PHASE I-Operation Grade Change

Problem: I didn't receive credit for an internship that I completed. I looked at my grades after they were posted on the internet. Next to my internship class I saw a "NC," no credit. Whah? I emailed the counselor. She said she had never received my final paper. Hmm, that's weird since I handed it in directly to her.

Solution: I emailed her a copy of the final paper.

Problem: She had also lost the supervisor review I had turned in. "Can you just get another one, and then fax it over to me?" She asked. From LoveSac, the least responsible/responsive company in the world? Yeah right.

Solution: I used my friend and co-intern Lindsay's LoveSac email address to send the counselor an email praising my outstanding performance as an intern.

Problem: After the grade was changed, the computer was registering my internship as a repeated course, instead of new course-making me a credit shy of graduation.

I talked to the graduation department, who didn't want to help me and sent me back to the COMM department. The COMM department didn't really want to help me, either. Their suggestion: just take one more credit. What? Pay another $600 and go to school for another four months of school when I've already taken the course? I don't think so!

Solution: I was able to talk to the Dean of Students in the COMM department. He said, "That doesn't make any sense." He sounded like he could get it fixed for me.

Problem: He couldn't. He said there was some sort of University policy and "if we change it for you then we'd have to change it for everybody." He made it sound like in order to get my grade changed I was going to have to lobby to the state legislature or something, or that there was some secret alarm that would be sounded if my grade was changed and then all sorts of students would be beating down the doors of administration, all wanting the same treatment.

Solution: He said I could submit a petition requesting that the title of my internship class be changed from Mass COMM to Speech COMM, so the computer wouldn't reject it.

PHASE II-Oh, Won't You Please Sign a Petition?

I went through the process of filling out the petition paperwork-I had to:

1. Write a letter explaining why/how I thought I had been screwed

2. Get a letter from the dean attesting to the fact that I had been screwed and

3. Include any other information that may prove that I was screwed.

Problem: I could had the first and third criteria, but I needed a letter from the dean.

Solution: The guy was really nice and got it all written for me. The only catch: In these modern times, with files so easily transported electronically, it was my privilege to drive 30 minutes to the U. during my lunch break, walk to the Communication building, pick up the letter, walk it to the administration building, walk back to my car and drive 30 minutes back to work. It was very efficient! The U. wouldn't want to waste all that time and energy just emailing the file from one office to the other.

I had to wait a few weeks for my petition to be approved. The graduation office sent me a letter that said I now needed to have my instructor assign me a grade.

Problem: I didn't really take a Speech COMM class, so how would my instructor give me a new grade?

Solution: Fortunately, my advisor was able to submit a grade change for me.

I thought that was the end of it. The grade would be submitted and I would get a diploma in the mail. No such luck.

Problem: I received another letter a few weeks later from the petition people saying that I could no longer get one credit for the Speech COMM class because that class was only offered as a 3-6 credit course. They were going to switch that course to Grad Student Speech COMM Therapy or something outrageous like that because that was a one credit course. To do that, I would need to a get a supervisor to submit a grade change.

Solution: I had to ask my advisor to submit a grade change for the third time in one semester.

Would I get my diploma now? No. More Waiting.

The Waiting Game, Something I've Grown So Accustomed To

How's this for logic? Though I finished all of my coursework [including credit for this mysterious Spech COMM class] during spring semester, the graduation office decided that my graduation date would have to be pushed back to summer semester. This meant that I would have to wait until August 6--the end of summer semester--before they would even look to see if I now met all of the graduation requirements. If I met the requirements, I would just have to wait 30-90 days after the end of the semester to get a diploma. I figured that meant that at the latest I would probably see my diploma in December. Not bad, for someone who should have graduated May 5.

In early September, I called the graduation office to see if they had sent out diplomas yet. The girl replied, "Umm, some of them."

I asked her if she was able to tell me if my degree had at least been awarded. She looked it up and said yes. Incredible. I thought it would never happen. When I told her I was a Mass COMM major she said, "Oh, well we haven't even sent the diplomas to the printer for Mass COMM yet." Yep, the U. runs a really tight ship.

On Saturday, September 25, I came home from work and there was an envelope sitting on the front porch. Believe it or not, there really was a diploma in there. I was only required to go to college for four years and then spend an extra semester to convince them that I really had taken the classes their computer was showing them that I had. I think this was just the final test to see if I had learned enough throughout my college career about being an insignificant number in the system to really deserve a diploma. As Bad Religion once wrote, "Hooray for me and *$# you!"

Nearly Punk'd at the Credit Union

A boyfriend and girlfriend came into the credit union on Monday and wanted to talk to my manager, Kim. The man told her that he had been into our branch the previous Saturday to make a $600 deposit into his girlfriend's account (he was not joint on her account). He said that they had checked her account today and the deposit wasn't showing up.

Kim was cool about it and tried to help them out. She asked which teller had helped him. He said, "It was a guy with blond hair." It wasn't hard to figure out to whom he was referring. There are only three guys that work at my branch-Jamaal, who definitely doesn't have blond hair, Tony, who has no hair and me.

She quickly got the impression, though, that something was a little fishy about all of this. Kim knew that I had worked at the drive-thru all day on Saturday. She asked him a trick question, "Which station did you go to when you came into the building?"

He pointed and said, "It was one of those in the middle."

"And you didn't go through the drive-thru?" Kim asked.

"No. I came inside."

"Do you have your receipt?"

"The guy said he wouldn't give me a receipt because I wasn't on the account." Kim knew this isn't what would have happened, even if he didn't have an account.

Kim explained that I was the only guy working on Saturday and that I hadn't helped anyone that came inside.

"I know that he helped me," he insisted.

Kim, despite her doubts, was nice and even looked through all of my receipts to see if I had taken a $600 deposit and accidently deposited it to the wrong account. She found that I hadn't done any $600 transactions all day.

"I've looked at all of the receipts and he didn't do anything for that amount," She told him.

"Well, maybe he just pocketed it." Uh-oh, that was the wrong move. Kim doesn't take kindly to people accusing her tellers of stealing money.

"He didn't take the money," She said flatly.

"How do you know he didn't take it?"

"He's worked here for five years. He wouldn't take the money."

He argued with her, but she wasn't having any of it. Her feeling was that the girlfriend probably had given him the money and he had kept it. She definitely didn't think he had actually come into the branch.

"So you're not going to do anything?" He asked.

"I would love to pull the surveillance tapes for you. I'll just find when you came in the door and then follow you until I see which teller you went to."

"You can do that?"

"Absolutely."

The guy fumbled with a few more lies and then stormed out of her office. After they left, Kim continued to look at the lady's account. She called over to the branch where the woman had opened her account to ask if they knew anything about her.

"Yeah," said the branch manager. "They were in here an hour ago. They said they made a deposit and it didn't get put into their account. They said a guy with blond hair did the transaction. I told them that was impossible because no guys work at this branch."

Pretty sweet scam, I guess. Go into a branch and say that you gave a teller cash and it never got into the account. If that doesn't work, try another branch. I guess that's what you do when you've been contacted by the collections department and you know that if you don't make a payment by Saturday they are coming to repossess your car. Maybe next time, guys.

Too Fat for the Chimney

Our insurance sent us a letter stating that if we are willing to exercise 30 minutes a day for 100 days in the next year, they will pay us each $60. It's not a lot of money, but I figure it will give us some motivation to work out a bit more regularly than we are doing now. So to sign up for the program we had to go to a little health check up yesterday. Traci's only lasted about 10 minutes, while mine took about 30 minutes. Why so long? They had to tell me that I'm too fat!

Our blood pressure, cholesterol, and body mass index were all measured. It turns out that my cholesterol is through the roof. The problem is not my total cholesterol, but the fact that like 90 percent of my total cholesterol is coming from the bad kind--i.e. all of the good-tasting, bad-for-your-health food that I eat.

The health lady gave me a big lecture about eating better. She asked me what I usually eat for breakfast. I replied a bit timidly, "Well, I had a hotdog for breakfast this morning."

"A hotdog? You shouldn't eat hotdogs for breakfast. Actually, you shouldn't eat hotdogs ever."

We had a long conversation about what I should and shouldn't be eating. Here's what it all came down to: I want to eat regular stuff for lunch and the health folks think I should eat "a sandwich on whole wheat bread, maybe with a nice spinach spread and some grilled chicken. You could also have some carrot sticks. And because you're kind of a big guy, you could also have some yogurt." Hmmm. That shouldn't be much of an adjustment. Does anyone know where I can buy some spinach spread?

Straylight Run

Straylight Run
Self-titled

Emo is all about broken hearts and love gone bad. Apparently in Taking Back Sunday’s case, the love went bad within the band as well. After the success of their first record Tell All Your Friends, band members John Noland and Shaun Cooper left after a bout of band members cheating on other band member’s sisters. (Be careful guys, this could turn into the emo version of Tupac vs. Biggie) Nolan and Cooper formed Straylight Run, which includes the sister in question on guitar and piano.

One would expect that Nolan’s songs with his new band would sound a lot like the material he co-wrote with TB but he takes a slightly different approach with Straylight. The overly dramatic, typical emo song titles are all there – “The Tension and the Terror,” “Existentialism on Prom Night” – but the screaming is not. Instead of shifting from pop/punk to screamo, Straylight heads the other direction – from pop/punk to super mellow.

This approach works for the most part. The album begins on a high point, the counter-intuitively titled opening track “The Perfect Ending.” At points the album gets a little boring, but if you like feeling like the world is falling apart you probably won't notice.

If Taking Back Sunday is the concert, Straylight Run is the music for the ride home.

New Jimmy Eat World

The wait is nearly over. The new Jimmy Eat World record comes out next week. You can stream the whole album this week through mtv.com at http://www.mtv.com/music/the_leak/jimmy_eat_world/futures/ I'm gonna check it out as soon as I get to my other job. Can't wait.

Thanks, Columbus

Hooray for Columbus Day! Because I work at a bank I get to enjoy a paid day off in honor of a guy who may or may not have inadvertently discovered North America. Thanks, Columbus. You're the bomb.

Since I work two part-time jobs, I really only got half a day off. I am now at my afternoon job, where people don't care about Columbus. Where's the patriotic love? It would be cool to have a whole day off, but nevertheless, I was grateful for a relaxing morning.

I was able to use the time to work on recording one of my new songs. I had already recorded a majority of the tracks and the song was just sitting around, waiting to be finished. I touched some stuff up today, mostly finalized the vocals and recorded a really crappy guitar solo. Now I just need to solidify the bass line and a tweak a few things. I'm hoping it's going to be pretty rockin. I would really like to get it done before I head to England. That may or may not really come to pass. We'll see.

Either the movie Psycho or possibly The Lost Boys

I just got back from my interview at Basher Auto Auctions. (It's pronounced bah-sheer, not Basher, like it sounds. They probably don't want the name to sound like a car wreck) While attempting to travel deep into the west desert, I got a bit lost and ended up at Salt Lake International Airport. Small detour. It took me 40 minutes to get to the interview and 20 to get back.

Once I found the place, I was ready to turn right around. I walked into the very large reception area and soon found I was completely surrounded by wildlife. Or should I say "wild death." There were taxidermied animals everywhere. It was incredible. The walls were lined with various mounted animal heads. In the center of the area was an entire display of animals--deer, elk, bears. I walked up stairs to my interview and waited on the couch across from the coyote and birds.

It made me think about the movie The Lost Boys, where Corey Feldman's grandpa keepS giving him real stuffed animals as gifts unitl he has a whole closet full of 'em. I wonder if you receive a deer head every time you get a promotion at Basher Auto Auctions.

Because I'm Such a Car Guy

I have been applying for jobs for the past five months. Despite sending out a million resumes, I have heard back from very few employers. Those who have replied have all sent me rejection letters. I haven't even had one interview.

I sent out another batch of resumes earlier this week. Literally two minutes after I had sent the emails I got a phone call. Since I had sent resumes out to a bunch of different people I wasn't really sure what job this person was talking about.

When I got off the phone I realized I had been talking to Brasher's Auto Auction. Auto Auction? Me? I don't know anything about cars. What have I gotten myself into? I figure they must be pretty desperate if they got back to me so soon. The position is for helping to design and implement new marketing materials.

I don't really know if this is job that I would take, even if I was offered it. I think it's only going to be part time and the place is on 700 South and 5600 West. I have an interview this afternoon. It's not like I have so many offers that I can really afford to pass this one up. We'll see how it goes.