Who Gets My Vote? Mitt Romney or Aziz Ansari?

Today, Facebook recommended that I like two pages (apparently because of the things I write about on Facebook): Mitt Romney and Aziz Ansari. I like to imagine only being able to choose one.

What should I do? What should I do?

Choose the guy with the great hair?

Or the guy who's on my favorite show (Parks & Rec) and who did this incredibly funny (and completely swear-filled) stand up routine about his cousin Harris.

Sorry, Mitt.

P.S. The drinking fountain episode of Parks & Rec is my absolute favorite.