We were at McDonalds when I overheard Paige telling Curtis something very important.
"Curtis, do you want to know what the secret ingredient in McDonalds' fries is?"
Curtis, intrigued, nodded his head.
Paige leaned in close and whispered, "It's potatoes."
Curtis' eyes got big, and he responded, "Whoa."
Sorry, McDonalds. The code has been cracked.