An Afternoon in the Life of a Water Bottle

My homie K-Bone gave me this fantastic SelectHealth water bottle. I use it at work every day. 

The other day, on my way to the restroom, I saw it sitting on top of the drinking fountain.

Huh, I thought. I don't remember filling it up or putting it on the water fountain...But I'm sure glad I did!

During my next meeting, I thoroughly enjoyed having a cold glass of water. Reee-freshing. Heerlijk.

When I got back to my desk, everything was as it should be. My water bottle was right where I'd left it. 

What? Then what's this water bottle in my hand? Or rather whose? 

Whuuh-oh.



I put it back on the drinking fountain.

Sorry, random coworker.

Glad we could share germs.