Shady, Why You Gotsta Have Such a Bad Mouth?

I thought this state was supposed to be conservative. You’d think it’d be easy enough to get a hold of an edited copy of Eminem’s “Relapse.” Nope.

 

I’m going to review it for IN and I figured I could eliminate some of the disgustingness with a clean copy. I knew I could find one at Wal-Mart, but I despise Wal-Mart. So I headed to Best Buy. They had 8,000 copies of the album, but none edited. Same thing at Target. So I gave in and went to Wal-Mart. Three stores in one night is quite a task for one dad and two kids.

 

Out of all the CDs surrounding us in our travels, Paige was of course able to find stuff she likes everywhere we went. Somehow she managed to get a hold of “Andre Rieu Live in Vienna,” “Two Tongues,” and “Now That’s What I Call Music 29,” which contains her current favorite song, Katy Perry’s “Hot and Cold,” or as she calls it, “Your Hoppin’ You’re Cold.” (The second she saw it she immediately started singing, “Your hoppin’ your cold/You’re yes and you’re no…”)

 

I finally bought the CD at Wal-Mart. I love that the clean version costs $5 more than the original. Who knew swears were such a bargain these days?