The Royal Tenenbaums was on TV last weekend. Not only may this be one of the best movies ever made, but it also comes with a bevy of great name ideas--Eli, Cash, Uzi, Ari, Henry, Sherman, Raleigh St. Clair, and of course, Royal. Traci refused all of these genius ideas. Especially Royal, a name which could be combined with another one of my top-favs, Ace. Royal Ace. Royal Ace Sutherland. It has a nice ring to it.