Beaker Buddy

Just in case you don't believe that I was really on TV, I finally have the pictures to prove it. I wish I could post the whole video on here to impress all y'all, but you'll have to settle for this uncensored manuscript:



Shelley Osterloh: "Spencer, you look pretty hottt in those Beaker Buddy scrubs. But I bet you'd look even better out of them. If you know what I mean. [Shelley winks, then coughs. Then begins a hacking cough.]



Spencer: [Spencer smiles]"Oh Shelley, I'm flattered. But I'm married and you're such a dirty ho."

My television debut was a smash hit.