Monday, November 09, 2009

Stickin' it to Chastity

So after much reworking, I got my lesson all ready and catered to an adult audience. I walked into the classroom and one of my class members said, "This is my 16-year-old sister. She's visiting today." D'oh!

So I went to Plan B, Aaron's made-for-seminary approach:

"You could always put a piece of candy in your mouth and then spit it on the ground and say 'Who wants it now?!'"

No. I didn't. I actually don't really remember what I rambled on about. But nobody got up and left class early, or worse, asked me where babies come from. So I guess it was okay. The real test now is whether they come back to class next week.


Jessie said...

Umm...I'm sorry Spence? But are you comparing a person sexually active before marriage to a spit-out piece of candy on the floor?

su-tang 3000 said...

Yes, dear Jessie. You are finally starting to understand Mormon doctrine.

Josh Adamson said...

As long as you keep a wrapper on the candy before you eat it, I say it's fine.

Aaron C. said...

haha.....Spencer, Last Sunday I told everyone to remember that it was Adam and Eve....not Adam and Steve!......I don't think anyone got offended.