Poor Barbie

Curtis and his cousin Maika were having a grand old time at Grandma's house, launching Ken dolls across the room.

The next thing I knew, Curtis was standing there with a leg-less Ken (and a guilty look on his face) and Maika's doll was missing its head.

I couldn't let them get away with destroying the toys, but it was tough to keep a straight face as I said, "Boys, if you break the toys again, I'm going to take them away and you want get to play with the Barbies any more!"

I know. Tough but fair.