Thursday, August 12, 2010

Unleashing the Awesome Power

This morning, my work homie Rachel was eating this for breakfast:

"Pudding?" I asked. (I don't discriminate. I'll eat pudding for breakfast.)

No, some sort of hippie concoction made of carrots and walnuts and bark or something.

"It's got your whole day's fruit and vegetables in just one cup. Try some."

Dare I?

(You'll notice from the background of the picture that I've clearly turned my cubicle into a you-bicle.)

It was okay, as far as breakfast sludge goes.

It made me think of that Simpsons where Homer was eating all that Power Sauce so he could climb the Murderhorn.

HOMER: I only eat food in bar form. When you concentrate food, you unleash its awesome power, I'm told. That's why I'm compressing five pounds of spaghetti into one handy mouth-sized bar.


Cheeseboy said...

Homer is full of unbridled knowledge.

That stuff does not look good. Sorry work homie.

Noahr said...

It's people, soylent green is made out of people!

Anonymous said...

Don't knock it till you try it....there is nothing like goopy greens for breakfast.

hardlybrian said...

Sheesh, Noah, spoiler alert! Thanks a lot.

Anonymous said...

They are delicious. I have one every morning, and sometimes for lunch.

Message from the breakfast sludge creator.

su-tang 3000 said...

Rachel is hosting a Sunday Sludge brunch at her house. She says you're all invited.