Sunday, April 12, 2009

The Chomper

I was changing my shirt when Traci saw my bare chest and said, "Uggh, what is that?"

[I considered ending the post here, and leaving that as your last mental image.]


"That giant bruise."

"That's from your little vampire baby."

It is a regular occurrence that, when I sit on the floor, Curtis will crawl over to me immediately, grabs me and bites me. On this particular occasion, he bit me so hard that I had to grab his cheeks and pry his jaws open to get him to release.

"Curtis!" I shouted. "No! No! No!"

He looked at me, tears bubbled up in his eyes and then started streaming down his cheeks.

"Oh, it's okay, buddy. Don't be sad."

And I thought I was the victim here.


julie said...

I seem to be the only one who Carter likes to bite. Is it because I scream "NOOOOOOO" and quickly set him on the floor? How funny is pain to these babies? Only once did I scare him and make him cry when I screamed - mostly he just laughs. The deviant! Oh - and he is getting in his vampire teeth. The last four teeth - finally.

su-tang 3000 said...

Curtis only bites me. Traci likely doesn't have enough meat on her bones.